guysmaid- a gay guy’s groomsman
dayturnal- The opposite of nocturnal. Informal word for whatever it is that actually describes sleeping at night and being awake during the day.
caffeine window- the daily time slot in which you must have some form of caffeine otherwise you will get a headache. No amount of caffeine after this window will cure the headache
tr;dl- literally: “too rambley; didn’t listen”. This spoken phrase is a take off of the popular “tl;dr” (too long; didn’t read).
webtrovert- someone who is a shy introvert in real life, but turns into a full-on extroverted party animal on Internet forums and social sites.
index finger discount- similar to the five finger discount in that it involves stealing/illegally obtaining items. However the index finger discount applies only to the index finger on the hand which you use your mouse for clicking and downloading illegal music, movies, etc.
Freudian click- sending an email to someone by mistake.
engayed- the term for gay couples to become engaged or plan on becoming married.
whom alert- an alert that is called when one is trying to sound smarter than they really are. In more severe cases, a whence alert may be necessary.
curb shame- embarrassment at waiting on the curb obediently as other pedestrians ignore the “don’t walk” signal in the absence of traffic.
feed the beast- to send a high-maintenance partner a text message in order to keep them sweet and avoid them getting upset that you are ignoring them.